It looks like Springfield’s newest solo project “F///\\\M” (that’s MUCK///\\\FOUNTAIN spelled out for you) is up to some impressive new endeavors this year. F///\\\M is announcing that he is challenging the world’s largest rock band to a battle set during SOHO Music Festival on Saturday, June 7th. SOHO festival announced last month that they would be attempting to break a record for The World’s Largest Rock band during their festival, with an estimated 600 members. But will they be enough of a match for the mighty MUCK///\\\FOUNTAIN? For those of you who do not know, F///\\\\M features Brandon Carnes of The Black Sheep Radio Show, Looming, Big Storm, and The Timmys. F///\\\\M had this to say:

**** my ***. Fuh Q.

Will the World’s Largest Rock Band respond to such a hateful message? MUCK///\\\FOUNTAIN claims that he is also suing The Black Sheep Cafe and Dumb Industries for charging $5 at shows and not living up to true punk ideals. All of this new mischief coming up from MUCK///\\\FOUNTAIN makes earlier Black Sheep villains Table Drama look like a bunch of nice guys!

Today we bring you news of how the Scott Blacula/Dino Bravo battle set this past Saturday went! We actually are not really sure who the winner was… we do know that the battle went into the final rounds and overtime and things were extremely intense. It was hard to tell who the real winner was amidst all of the on-stage wrestling, underwear, pizza clocks, and moshing sewer clowns. It looks like Scott Blacula resolved their issue of not being able to find a bassist, but Ivan of Dino Bravo was not the one to join them on bass- it was a random member of the crowd instead. We also know that Dino Bravo has returned to their home turf of Champaign where they continue to wreak havoc (see video below).